Written a few days before my last project submission date

Research papers.

Fuck them!

Don’t get me wrong. I love research.

The whole concept of reading up on things other people have written on a subject and then compiling them into a paper so that some other poor soul can read it along with the other 56.876 billion papers written on the same subject to compile yet another research paper fascinates me.

I guess the part that bothers me is deadlines.

Hmm..

Rephrase.

Deadlines. FUCK them!

Which reminds me (as most things sadly seem to do now days), my papers are due in 4 days!!!

4 days?!!!
How am I supposed to come up with anything decent in 4 days???

I guess I could have started earlier when most sane people did so that they wouldn’t have to pull so many all-nighters cursing deadlines… but seriously, lets be practical here.

Who starts working weeks before deadlines?

That defeats the whole purpose of deadlines, which is to cause indescribable pain and mental trauma and force you to work and come up with something brilliant under all the pressure. Or shoot yourself.

However, since this is not the United States, and guns are slightly harder to come across, the latter option isn’t exactly available.

Which, unfortunately explains why most people start researching earlier.